Just for fun, here’s a collection of my favorite pickle jokes. If you have a dilly of a joke, send it in and we’ll feature it here.
When can you put pickles in the door?
When it’s AJAR!
What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?
A sweet dill!
Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle!
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
What’s the pickles favorite game show?
Let’s Make a Dill.
What do you say to a pickle that is freaking out?
Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?
They’re well bread!
How do pickles enjoy a day out?
They relish it.
What is baby cucumber’s favorite toy?
Pickle Me Elmo.
What is the Mexican pickle’s favorite dance?
What did one dill say to the other dill?
A fine pickle you got us into!