Pickle Jokes

Just for fun, here’s a collection of my favorite pickle jokes. If you have a dilly of a joke, send it in and we’ll feature it here.

When can you put pickles in the door?

When it’s AJAR!

What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?

A sweet dill!

Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?

Because it was in a pickle!

What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?

A dilldoe. 

What’s the pickles favorite game show?

Let’s Make a Dill.

What do you say to a pickle that is freaking out?

Just dill. 

Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?

They’re well bread! 

How do pickles enjoy a day out?

They relish it.

What is baby cucumber’s favorite toy?

Pickle Me Elmo.

What is the Mexican pickle’s favorite dance?

La Cukearacha.

What did one dill say to the other dill? 

A fine pickle you got us into!